RedCandySHO Posted December 9, 2012 Report Share Posted December 9, 2012 Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus.' It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome... :RpS_rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpd1151 Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Now that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh :thumb: Sent from my DROID3 using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casperl878 Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Thats great !!! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhenne4 Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 This is too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaFoSho Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 I hear sport models could be fabricated with a more enhanced rack for your power pinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedCandySHO Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 I hear sport models could be fabricated with a more enhanced rack for your power pinion. LOL! Awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelC Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 LMAO...good one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjhpadi Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 HHhhhmmm. that's funny, but I'm betting my wife won't see the humor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIP-4-SHO Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 RoR! That is funny stuff........ You make that up yourself? Yup my wife would think its funny. She's a car gal. Has a good sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darreli Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 That's great! Too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedCandySHO Posted December 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 No, saw it on another site and it was too good not to repost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTaurusSHO Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 Good one!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpd1151 Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 I hear sport models could be fabricated with a more enhanced rack for your power pinion. Oh yea baby cakes...... GIFSoup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livernois Motorsports Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 LOL!!! -Rick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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